If elected Mayor of Sullivan County, Tennessee; W.J.H. will…
- …live stream his execution of the office.
- …allow you to associate a digital wallet with your identity at the DMV or Police Station.
- …allow you to cast (or proxy) a vote on any decision before the mayorship.
- …override the citizens' electronic votes if he is of a particularly strong opinion.
- …stand firmly against Federal overreach in law enforcement, which is to say any involvement, apart from aid investigating predatory crimes.
- …completely bar ICE from using any municipal resources.
- …establish a violence-averse market for the reliable distribution of high-quality low-cost substances.
- …divest the municipality from involvement with any Israeli companies.
- …organize a militia for protection against predatory crimes.
W.J.H. believes…
- …the War on Drugs is one of the major weapons being brought to bear on the poor in the class war we're all currently fighting, and it should be abolished entirely.
- …as much as the substances themselves are the problem; the lack of consistent quality, and the amazingly exorbitant prices are what make recreational drug use as adverse for society as it is.
W.J.H.'s rules are:
- ¡Safety First!
- Never break glass.
- Always get consent.
- Be kind.
- Done is done.
- No theatrics.
- No thievery.
- People suck.
- Don’t fuck kids.
- No unwanted touching.
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